Today's column was written by Matt Webb Mitovich.
NO SNICKERING, ANGELINA
Jennifer Aniston
Hey,
Jennifer Aniston, remember that guy you dated back in 1984? Well, he sure remembers you.
Michael Baroni, now a lawyer in California, is offering up on eBay a vast collection of keepsakes from his teen courtship with Aniston, including a birthday card she wrote to him on a sheet of toilet paper (nothing says love like two-ply) and the actual page from Baroni's little black book with the future
Friends star's digits. Baroni says the collection, which he hopes will nab $100,000, "shows an innocent look into someone I think is very endearing." And a rather discomforting look into the guy with whom she saw
Top Gun.
