Star Trek: The Search for Scotty (Or at Least His Ashes)
The remains of
Star Trek cast member James Doohan, which were ceremoniously blasted into space on April 29, have gone missing, the exact whereabouts of their landing place unknown. A spokesperson for Space Services Inc., the Houston-based company that gave Doohan his fitting send-off, tells Reuters that the vessel parachuted down into a mountainous area of Phoenix, from which it has not been retrieved. Amazingly, no red shirts in the search party have perished yet in the effort.