Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton in Simple Life courtesy E! Entertainment
No, that isn't a quote from Paris. (The jailbirds made up, remember?) Rather, that's what a source at E! told Us. "Paris carried the show. She was the one willing to do anything," the insider insisted. " Nicole was the diva." Additionally, the spy added, "We felt like the real-life drama of their lives overshadowed anything happening on the show. It just was too played out." Gee, ya think?

Unfortunately, the Fox castoff could rise from the ashes yet again, should another network want to see just how low it can go.