Sean Connery Has Lost His Indiana Jones
The
fourth (and
final, whispers
Harrison Ford's back)
Indiana Jones film, scheduled to start shooting this month, will
not revisit the father-son relationship introduced in
Last Crusade, if only because
Sean Connery simply isn't up to it. "I thought long and hard about it, and if anything could have pulled me out of retirement, it would have been an
Indiana Jones film," the 76-year-old actor says in a statement. "I love working with
Steven [Spielberg] and
George [Lucas], and it goes without saying that it is an honor to have Harrison as my son. But in the end, retirement is just too damned much fun."
And just like that, craft services' Metamucil budget gets reduced by half.
