SPIDER-MAN VS BLACK WIDOW
, the star of 1987's Black Widow
, has been cast in Spider-Man 3
as Mrs. Marko, the wife of Thomas Haden Church
's Flint Marko, aka the villainous Sandman. I'd make a quip
about Russell being more threatening than Spider-Man 3
's other baddie, Topher Grace
, but then I'd hear from that avid Topher fan again. Don't want that. What, too late?