UP IN SMOKE
Jessica Alba folds her arms and blinks away reports that her next project will be a big-screen remake of
I Dream of Jeannie, telling the New York
Daily News that she actually has signed on to film
The Wake, with
Sigourney Weaver and
Hayden Christensen. Too bad — just the thought of Alba saying "Yes, master" was giving many of her male fans a Major Nelson.
