SHORT CUTS
Alias scribes
Monica Breen and
Alison Schapker have inked a two-year deal with Touchstone, as part of which they will join the writing staff of ABC's
Lost.... This Friday's
Dancing with the Stars results show will be padded with performances by
Michael Bublé (singing "Save the Last Dance for Me" and "Moondance"), as well as a display of quickstep by (yikes) host
Tom Bergeron.... Sources tell the
New York Post that
Paris Hilton has been dumped by beau
Stavros Niarchos (whose last name always makes me hungry for Mexican food).
