Janet Jackson wisely spoofed her starring role in Boobygate on Saturday Night Live over the weekend. Appearing as National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice before the 9/11 panel, Ms. Damita Jo flashed a pixelated (and blurred) breast to distract the commissioners from her testimony. Jackson's hosting stint, meanwhile, propelled SNL to its highest ratings in major markets in 13 months. In related news...