Rod Stewart's Brat Acts Out
Maybe we oughta sick Alec Baldwin on him! Denied access to a party over the weekend,
Sons of Hollywood golden boy Sean Stewart began throwing crap at a car in which a married couple were presumably laughing their butts off (at least until the missus was cut by broken glass). TMZ says the "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" singer's offspring is now under investigation for assault with a deadly weapon.
Tuesday's news was written by Ben Katner. Thank you, Ben, for being such a fun fill-in!