As Ricki Lake's splashy, trashy daytime talker turns nine this week, the hostess is having a midlife crisis... of sorts. "I feel too old," the 32-year-old chuckles to TV Guide Online. "My core audience is very young, and I'm not so young anymore. I think I'm still one of the youngest talk show hosts out there, but sometimes I feel like, 'Oh, I'm married almost eight years. I have two children. Oh my god, I'm not a kid anymore!'" Confident the old girl's still got some sass in her, TV Guide Online sat Lake down to press her for shocking revelations. Go Ricki!