" Someone out there may be wondering why my
Today's News blog
hasn't come within a country mile of this
/"Who will shave their head?" nonsense. I think the last word of the previous sentence says it all.
" Speaking of the Donald.... I get in the mail the other day a (seemingly) hand-addressed invitation with a Trump return address. "
," I thought for a moment. "My years of steadfastly standing by
and Q&Aing the castoffs has not gone unnoticed. I'm off to a high-society soiree!" In actuality? Some Learning Annex nonsense. Grr.
" For, like, forever, DVR ads have steered clear of touting the fast-forward button, only publicizing Pause and Instant Replay. "Big Advertising must be breathing down their neck," I assumed. So how is Dish Network now getting away with ads flaunting "Skippy," the FF button that neuters "geckos, ducks and cavemen"?
" I know that "smiley" magazine covers sell best, but something isn't right with
the March Marie Claire
. I see the photo shoot going down like this:
"Hey, Sandra, I'm ordering lunch. What can I get you?"
"Thanks! I'd like a chicken--"