READY, AIM, FIRE!

For those like me who have an early bedtime, here's a recap of the best potshots taken at Vice President Dick Cheney, who errantly filled hunting buddy Harry Whittington with buckshot on Saturday. David Letterman: "The sad part is that before the trip, Donald Rumsfeld denied the guy's request for body armor." Jay Leno: "When people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity [rose] to 92 percent." And Jon Stewart, with my fave: "Moms, dads, I can't emphasize this enough. Do not let your kids go on hunting trips with the vice president. I don't care what kind of lucrative contracts they're trying to land or energy regulations they're trying to get lifted, it's just not worth it."