PARTY CRASHER

Walk the Line's Reese Witherspoon
While favorites
Reese Witherspoon (
Walk the Line) and
Philip Seymour Hoffman (
Capote) walked away with the top acting honors at Sunday's Oscars,
Crash pulled an upset by lassoing the best-picture trophy away from
Brokeback Mountain. In the supporting slots,
Rachel Weisz (
The Constant Gardener) and the never-fails-to-impress
George Clooney (
Syriana) grabbed gold. One of the night's other surprises came when rap group
Three 6 Mafia's raucous "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" (from
Hustle & Flow) merited the Academy Award for best song. (
A complete list of winners can be found here.) Me, I couldn't help but be fixated on
Keira Knightley's seeming inability to crack a smile for
Jon Stewart. Geez, loosen up, girl.