Oh, Ari. What have you done? The...
Oh, Ari. What have you done? The car? Gone. The job? Vapor. The Batphone? Dead. All you have left is Lloyd! And as great as his "There's got to be a moment after..." speech was, he still sort of sucks as an assistant. Plus, he drives a prop car from
The Fast and the Furious. This is
so not good. Obviously someone wasn't paying attention — or paying for a
Variety subscription — back when
Ovtiz ditched CAA to start his own agency, huh? Even if the Gold-en god
does manage to do the bootstrap thing, I hate to think what Terrence is planning to keep his client list intact. Though, honestly, he can have Vince. I'm done with that one, falling for
Mandy Moore like a 12-year-old, getting all bitchy with the boys and now dumping "Aquaman" just because she wants to go back to her fiancé. Please! It's
James Cameron! You don't quit a Cameron flick over a girl! And as
Kate Winslet knows, you don't even quit over a crappy script. So, boyfriend, ya better suck it up and grow a pair, pronto. Ari, too. There's only one episode left and I will
not accept this season ending with everything in turmoil. I have my own life for that sort of nonsense, OK?