Might as Well... Make Up: Van Halen Reunites
David Lee Roth
is going on tour with
for the first time since 1984,
reports. "I am very excited to get back to the core of what made Van Halen," guitarist Eddie Van Halen said in a statement. Uh-huh. And isn't there anything at all that you'd like to say to Valerie Bertinelli?