... SHE LOVES ME NOT

Ralph Fiennes and Francesca Annis are separating after 11 years of not-quite-marriage, lawyers announced on Wednesday. Apparently, Fran insisted on pronouncing Ralph's first name the way it's spelled.... US Weekly reports that Denise Richards' reconciliation with Charlie Sheen hit the skids for good when, during their December Barbados getaway, she caught her hubby macking on a "hot young girl." Charlie, you had a hot young girl!... At the end of his weekly Sirius radio show, Lance Armstrong described his now ex-fiancée Sheryl Crow as "an unbelievable lady [who] has shown me a love that I never knew," then played her song "Letter to God." Armstrong, by the way, has bowed out as a presenter at Wednesday night's Grammys.