Jeff Goldblum, Stalk-Blocker
After being harassed for years by allegedly loony wannabe screenwriter Linda Ransom, Jeff Goldblum has won a permanent restraining order against her, the Associated Press reports. The erstwhile Brundlefly testified that she had shown up at his home more than 50 times lately. For her part, Ransom insisted that she was only trying to "complete my research and screenplay as accurate as possible." Seriously, somebody needs to tell her that
Fatal Attraction was written
years ago.