I've been looking forward to this...
I've been looking forward to this all summer, but hurry up and break some hearts, Tyra; I need to see what's in the hatch! It looks like
ANTM got its budget back after last cycle's cramped, inner-city digs and cheap excursions. Now the squealing poseurs get a posh Beverly Hills mansion and a stretch SUV to call their own. There are going to be some good catfights this fall, and a couple of good sob stories, too. I will definitely love to hate Texas beauty queen
Cassandra, who explains that she's not icy because she doesn't like sharing her feelings with people, she just doesn't
have any feelings.
Ashley "Pretty Gene" was too easy to loathe, so I'm glad she's gone. I hope
Ebony stays longer than I think her first photo indicates, 'cause she's going to be fun to quote — "Don't get it twisted!" And with her frank commentary about stuffing
Nicole in a closet,
Bre is close behind in the quote race.
Kim the lesbian isn't quite as controversial as she thinks she is, but it will be interesting to see if they can make a model out of her.
Coryn's scary eyebrows are fooling everyone into thinking that without them, she might be pretty.
Kyle and
Jayla might be the pretty ones everyone forgets about, but I could be wrong. I can tell they're just not feeling plus-size criminal investigator
Diane. Who seems in it for the long haul? Whiney
Nicole's got that girly pixie look; crazy
Lisa is the one with the unconventional face; the judges always love molding a girl who's as awkward as
Sarah (she could be this season's
Shandi or
Michelle); and everyone loved
Nik's photo. I do miss
Janice at the judges' table.
Twiggy's just so darn nice, encouraging even. Are we going to have to wait for another Tyra meltdown to hear any mean comments?
