I'm trying to decide what was crazier – the scantily clad Gabrielle seducing Adrian Pasdar just to see if he'd take the bait and then rejecting him or Susan tearfully running into the street wearing a wedding dress as Mike breaks up with her in front of all her neighbors. Desperate housewives, indeed. When Susan's mother first had the wedding dress on, I couldn't help but think of Cinderella. Lesley Ann Warren will always be Cinderella to me. It was hilarious when she thought Mike was there to pop the question to Susan. Wrong question. Of course it had to be Paul Young who told Mike that Susan gave Zach money to leave town. Loved the scene where all the neighbors were outside freaking out because Paul was back and the police were there. Best line was Edie's: "I win — I made out with him." Pretty sad that it took a $900 suit to make Lynette a better marketing exec, but I liked when she bought her hubby golf clubs with carbon-fiber shafts just so he could feel the money, too. And the whole Bree and George courtship just gives me the same feelings I get when I see Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes together. When George first went to kiss Bree, I flashed back to Michael Jackson kissing Lisa Marie Presley at the MTV Music Awards so long ago. So. Not. Buying it. The fact that George caused Bree to break out in hives didn't shock me, but I guess she got over it since it seems they did the dirty deed. I'm just glad we didn't have to see that.