WHY ISN'T THIS A REALITY SHOW?
Half-Pint is outta there. Former
Little House on the Prairie denizen
Melissa Gilbert has announced that she won't be seeking a third term as president of the Screen Actors Guild,
Variety reports. Vying to fill her seat of power are — and I only
wish I were funny enough to be making this up —
Morgan Fairchild,
Robert "Knock it off… I dare ya" Conrad and
Alan Rosenberg (who played the same attorney on both
L.A. Law and
Civil Wars).