Heather Mills Accuses Paul McCartney of Art Theft
Sussex police were summoned to the country estate of
Paul McCartney after his estranged wife,
Heather Mills, accused him of removing a Picasso and a Renoir from the home they once shared, and then reprogramming the alarm codes. Smelling a woman scorned, authorities dismissed the dispute as "a civil matter," declaring, "There's been no theft." Well, this certainly resolved itself better than
James Patterson's
Lifeguard.