Jerry Rice, Karl Malone, Tony Dorsett, Clyde Drexler and Alexi Lalas are among the athletes who will compete against regular folk like me (but not me) in Pros vs. Joes, a reality-TV contest debuting on Spike TV in April. The stakes: season tickets for the Joe to see his favorite team, and an elaborate fantasy sports grand prize. In other words, nothing not a one of their wives will give a damn about.