Perhaps possibly coming not so much soon, but maybe eventually, to a TV screen near you:

" Emmy winner Jane Curtin is Jayma Mays' secretary in the ABC comedy pilot Nice Girls Don't Get the Corner Office.

" Angus MacFadyen ( Saw III) is Marisa Tomei's editor and former flame in CBS' The Rich Inner Life of Penelope Cloud. OK, shorter titles, pilot people.

" Lex Medlin ( Happy Hour? Bueller?) is Ricki Lake's hubby in ABC's The Middle.

" Jonathan Chase ( Veronica Mars' Josh) and Kyle Bornheimer ( Blades of Glory) have boarded the CW's Dash 4 Cash.

" Dana Ivey ( Oz) is on hand for The Return of Jezebel James (Fox).

" NBC's Area 52 is now titled Area 57, in a crafty if not blatant bid to suck up to ketchup enthusiasts.

All the above is courtesy of Variety and the Reporter, but never, ever from News of the World.