FUNNY, SAD OR BOTH?
A judge has responded to claims of domestic violence by
David Hasselhoff's soon-to-be ex-wife by ordering the
Baywatch punch line to stay at least 100 yards away from his missus,
Pamela Bach. A hearing has been scheduled for April 4 to determine whether the restraining order will be extended to three years. The estranged couple have two teenage daughters and one talking car.