EVA: TONY'S A TIGER
Do
not fret that
Eva Longoria's sexual needs are not being met. In light of a new
Allure interview that may have led some (read: chum-hungry journalists) to theorize otherwise, the
Desperate Housewives star assured Tuesday's entertainment-news shows that "when the lights are out," NBA star-beau
Tony Parker is "the teacher [and] I'm the student." Whew, that's settled.
