Bad boy rapper Eminem is planning to release a warped holiday song about a helpless pregnant woman killed by her psycho boyfriend at the start of the Christmas season. According to the New York Post, "Stan" — the latest single off Eminem's hit CD, The Marshall Mathers LP — will hit store shelves Nov. 27. Sample lyrics: "Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk and was pregnant with his kid." Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.