Dancing with the Stars So the...
Dancing with the Stars
Marcia Cross, Desperate Housewives
So the Kelly Monaco
theory of soap-opera fans' unbeatable enthusiasm must have a corollary: football fans. Or maybe we're seeing the proof of that other law of reality TV: viewers vote for the person most abused by the judges. Either way, I again completely underestimated my own shock at Jerry
being safe for another week, while Stacy
were left to the suspense of the bottom two. Man, I am so sucked into this drama! I don't know what I would have done if Stacy had been out. Do people really want Jerry to win? On to the entertaining elements of the show — and by that I decidedly do not mean Michael Bublé
's performance. I'm talking about Tom Bergeron
's Charlie Chaplin-esque quickstep. So adorable. Thank you, DWTS
, for introducing the genius of this man's amiable comedy to those of us who never saw him on Hollywood Squares
or America's Funniest Home Videos
. And as for the gratuitous celebrity endorsements of the stars, I would have been more impressed had Hulk Hogan
gone the Nick Lachey
route and teared up while discussing Stacy's amazing progress. — Sabrina Rojas Weiss
Ballroom dancing has made stars out of B-list celebs. Now see what it can do for you.