Rebecca DeMornay by Gregg DeGuire/ WireImage.com
Risky business, indeed. The John from Cincinnati actress was arrested on Oct. 30 after being pulled over for a traffic violation and flunking several field sobriety tests, TMZ reports. In her defense, she's always preferred essay questions to multiple choice.

In semi-related news, General Hospital starlet Kirsten Storms has pleaded no contest in her own DUI case. - Ben Katner