"I... DID?"

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
Did TomKat dupe all of us by tying the knot months ago, back when their romance was new, fresh and not-so-overpublicized?
The
National Enquirer is reporting that a Scientology chaplain married
Tom Cruise and
Katie Holmes last July in a ceremony held during a Caribbean cruise on one of the church's ships. The insta-couple supposedly traded rings bedazzled with Scientology symbols as the likes of
John Travolta and
Kirstie Alley looked on. A rep for the duo insists to the New York
Daily News that "they have not yet wed."