Penelope Cruz denies reports that she and Tom Cruise have broken up. "I haven't married, I haven't separated, I'm not pregnant," she tells tonight's Extra. "Every week, there is another thing [that] you have to take with humor — or you go crazy for real." Gossip about a Cruise/Cruz split erupted after Tom arrived solo at the Oscars. She explains that after Tom opened the ceremony, the couple "had a good time" watching the rest of the show together at Ben Affleck's house. In scarier celebrity love news, Extra reports Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got engaged last night in Las Vegas.