AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
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John Cleese has announced to fans that not only is he undergoing surgery to cure diverticulitis, but "the good news," as he puts it, is that the pieces of removed colon will subsequently be offered for sale on his official website. The proceeds, he adds, "will be divided between [myself] and the very nice surgeon." To those of you reading today's Entertainment News during breakfast, my sincerest apologies.
