Gerard Depardieu told a French newspaper that he plans to retire from show business in the very near future. I know what you're thinking — wasn't he already retired? Apparently not. "I'm in the process of stopping filming," the 56-year-old thesp said on the set of an upcoming French film. "I have nothing to lose. I have done 170 films. I have nothing left to prove. I am not going to hang on like a jerk." I know what you're thinking — isn't that pretty much what he's been doing since Green Card?