Britney Spears Is a Toxic Babysitter, Says Poll
Britney Spears by John Sciulli/WireImage.com
Some of the findings of a "pop culture" poll conducted of nearly 5,000 people by
Parade.com:
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Britney Spears is your nightmare babysitter, with 77 percent dreading the thought of the pop tart minding their own tots. Conversely, Katie Holmes and Reese Witherspoon are deemed supermoms.
" Britney's rep is the most tarnished (says 40 percent of respondents), with Lindsay, Rosie and Paris tying for second.
" Jennifer Aniston (yeah?) and Jessica Alba (oh yeah!) boast the best bikini bodies, while Matthew McConaughey wields the washboardiest abs.
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Alec Baldwin's voice-mail to his daughter is deemed the most shocking caught-on-tape moment.
David Hasselhoff's hamburger humiliation placed second.
" McConaughey and George Clooney are the most eligible bachelors, while Aniston tops the list of single-and-looking femmes.
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King of Queens is the most-missed show to recently exit the airwaves (say 26 percent of you), with
The Sopranos very close behind.
Gilmore Girls was in third, with 19 percent of the vote.
" Despite her recent PR black eyes,
Kelly Clarkson is still your fave Idol, though Carrie Underwood is closing in.
" Lastly, and ironically, 85 percent say America is too preoccupied with celebs. Luckily, that other 15 percent doesn't mind my occasional typo or dancing aliens.
