Billy Crystal Seeks a Mahvelous Late-night Gig

Billy Crystal by Lester Cohen/WireImage.com
Saludos, my night owls....
Billy Crystal and his peeps are reportedly on the prowl for a late-night-TV hosting gig. The big question, of course, is
where . "Billy was initially set on
Conan O'Brien's slot when Conan takes over...
The Tonight Show [in 2009]," a source tells the
New York Post's Page Six. "But even if that didn't work out, he would do something in syndication." Billy's ask: $20 mil over five years. My ask: be better than Chevy.*
* To be fair, I'm midway through Chevy's biography, and he didn't get to do the kind of show
he wanted.