ABC Kicks Off New Season with Dancing Stars

Dancing wtih the Stars by Carol Kaelson/ABC
ABC's fall season leads off with no less than five and a half hours of reality TV, courtesy of
Dancing with the Stars and
The Bachelor. Uitlmately, some scripted stuff will make its way onto the screen.
UPDATE:
Boston Legal's premiere will be announced "soon," an ABC source assures me.
Here is the premiere plan:
Monday, Sept. 24
8 pm/ET:
Dancing with the Stars (90-minute premiere)
9:30 pm:
The Bachelor (90-minute premiere)
Tuesday, Sept. 25
8 pm:
DWTS (90-minute performance show)
Wednesday, Sept. 26
8 pm:
DWTS (results show)
9 pm:
Private Practice
10 pm:
Dirty Sexy Money
Thursday, Sept. 27
8 pm:
Ugly Betty
9 pm:
Grey's Anatomy
10 pm:
Big Shots
Sunday, Sept. 30
7 pm:
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (two-hour premiere)
9 pm:
Desperate Housewives
10 pm:
Brothers & Sisters
Tuesday, Oct. 2
8 pm:
Cavemen
8:30 pm:
Carpoolers
9 pm:
DWTS (results show; regular time period)
Wednesday, Oct. 3
8 pm:
Pushing Daisies (woohoo!)
Sunday, Oct. 7
7 pm: That home-videos show
Friday, Oct. 12
8 pm:
20/20
9 pm:
Women's Murder Club (each episode presented in 173 easy-to-read two-page chapters!)
10 pm:
Men in Trees
Monday, Oct 15
9:30 pm:
Samantha Who?
Tuesday, Nov. 27
10 pm:
Cashmere Mafia (special preview; officially debuts Dec. 4 at 9 pm)