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Paul McCartney is embarking on his first British tour in a decade. His "Back in the World" tour kicks off in April and includes stops in London and Manchester, as well as France, Spain, Germany and Scandinavia... Ashley Judd will make her Broadway debut this fall as Maggie in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Variety reports... CBS is developing a made-for-TV flick based on the sensational Mercedes murder case involving Clara Harris, the New York Post reports. read more


More high-level executive tumult at AOL Time Warner Inc.: Turner Broadcasting head Jamie Kellner is stepping down after two years on the job. CNN News Group president Philip I. Kent will replace him. Yeah, this stuff bores me too, but I felt obligated to include it. read more


Former X-Files star Mitch Pileggi has joined the cast of the WB's upcoming Tarzan series. He'll play the jungle hottie's uncle. (As reported, Calvin Klein model Travis Fimmel has nabbed the title role.) In other TV casting news, Delta Burke has been tapped as the Southern belle lead in the WB comedy pilot Sweet Potato Queens. read more


Fox hit pay dirt with Monday's Joe Millionaire finale. The two-hour climax — during which Fox awarded lovebirds Evan and Zora $1 million — delivered the best ratings for a night of entertainment programming in the network's history. Nearly 35 million viewers watched the former construction worker struggle to find the right words to explain away his $50 million lie. (Spend some of that dough on communication training, dude!) Next Monday, Fox airs a special hourlong post-Joe Millionaire in which viewers will learn why Evan and Zora eventually broke up, um... I mean, what their future holds. read more


Talk about a low-profile gig: Kate Hudson has been tapped to host the March 1 sci-tech Oscar ceremony, which honors behind-the-scenes advancements in motion picture arts. (Translation: All the boring categories.) The official Oscar ceremony takes place on March 23. read more


It's official: 24's time has come. Last night's episode of the critically acclaimed Fox drama attracted 13.6 million viewers — its largest audience to date. The serial thriller — which has gotten a nice boost from lead-in American Idol — also scored an all-time high among adults 18-49. In related news, 24's Reiko Aylesworth (aka CTU babe Michelle) has just been named "TV's Best Kept Secret" by me. read more


Dr. Phil's much-hyped visit with David Letterman Monday night lifted CBS's The Late Show to its best ratings in 17 months and its first victory over NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno in three years. Dr. Phil scares me a little. read more

Catwoman Lets the Fur Fly!

As Nicole Kidman contemplates becoming the next sex kitten to purr-loin the part of Catwoman, she might want to factor into her deliberation a word of warning from Lee Meriwether, the feline femme fatale in the 1966 feature based on ABC's colorful Batman serial: You can take the actress out of the catsuit, but doggone, it ain't easy! "I was not a comfortable puppy!" she exclaims to TV Guide Online. "I left [the form-fitting get-up] on all day and didn't drink many liquids. It was very difficult to sit in, too."

Regardless of the costume's constraints, the ageless former Miss America had been eager to suit up once more herself, to join Caped Crusader Adam West and old read more

Weighty Issues for Kelly Osbourne

If you're an Osbournes fan, you know the dysfunctional clan's love of foul language and outrageous antics. (Who else would throw meat products into a neighbor's yard for payback?) But if you really want to make KellyOzzy's youngest daughter — bloody angry, just ask the petite pop tartlet about her weight.

"People think that I weigh 200 lbs. and I'm, like, 5-foot-10," says Osbourne, who actually stands about 5 feet tall. "When they introduce themselves to me, they say, 'Ohmigod, you are so much smaller in real life. I thought you were fat!'"

In fact, that perception about Osbourne's size is so prevalent, she recently was invited to sing at a fashion show for Lane Bryant, a plus-size women's clothing chain. "In a way, I was read more


HBO has agreed to pay $15 million for the exclusive pay TV rights to Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones. By my calculations, that's $14 million more than the film is worth. read more

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