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The curtain won't be going down on The Eminem Show anytime soon. In its 14th week of release, Eminem's latest CD reclaimed the No. 1 spot on the album chart with sales of 172,000 copies. To date, the disc has sold 5.2 million units. Nellyville slipped to No. 2 (162,000 copies), followed by teen rocker Avril Lavigne's Let Go (No. 3 with 129,000) and the debut of Lord Willin' from rap duo Clipse (No. 4 with 122,000). read more

Drew Carey Takes on the Bachelor


When The Drew Carey Show kicks off its eighth season on Sept. 9, the notoriously silly sitcom is promising some grownup storylines — and that means no improvised musicals! Perhaps most surprising will be Drew's determined search for "an actual wife, life partner, somebody he can spend the rest of his life with," as Carey puts it.

"Once Kate [Christa Miller] gets married and moves on," Carey reveals, "I'm going to go, 'Well, screw her. I can get married, too.' Whenever [next] season's finale is, I'm going to say, 'That's the day I'm going to get married.' And I'm going to spend the whole season looking for somebody to get married to."

Drew's dating strategy sounds to us like an homage to ABC's other foray into matchmaking, The Bachelor. Sadly, Carey flubbed his chance read more

SHORT CUTS

As expected, singer Johnny Cash, 70, checked out of a Nashville hospital Tuesday after suffering an allergic reaction to either medicine or food... Sappy crooner Michael Bolton, 49, received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Tuesday... Actress-singer Jennifer Love Hewitt will host Lifetime's third annual Women Rock! Girls & Guitars concert on Oct. 25. read more

Buffy Casualties: Dead and Loving It!

Most TV stars get scared to death when the Grim Reaper makes a guest appearance — with good reason. Anybody hear from NYPD Blue fatality Rick Schroder lately? ER flatliner Kellie Martin? Didn't think so. However, Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast members know that being killed off isn't necessarily a grave matter. In fact, a little tomb raiding among the recent arrivals at Sunnydale Cemetery reveals that at least a few actors' careers actually blossom after their characters start pushing up daisies. And the others? Well, may they rest in peace.

The dearly departed: Kristine Sutherland, a five-season Buffy vetera read more

NO SURPRISE HERE

Last Tuesday's American Idol was the week's most-watched program — only the second time a Fox series ranked No. 1 among total viewers. (The Simpsons did so in 1990.) Wednesday's half-hour episode ranked No. 2 for the week. read more

MOVE OVER OPRAH

Kirstie Alley may soon be able to ditch that lame Pier 1 gig. The Cheers Emmy winner has been tapped by Disney to headline her own daytime talk show, Variety reports. If the show gets picked up, it could debut in syndication as early as fall 2003. read more

Seven Silly Questions for Chris Kirkpatrick

Since there are no strings attached to 'N Sync, the boy band members are free to go all out in their pursuit of side projects ranging from solo records to space travel. One of the guys is even ditching his homeys to join pop tart Willa Ford as co-host of tonight's Miss Teen USA Pageant (airing live at 9 pm/ET on CBS). "It's gonna be me!" declares the group's elder statesman, Chris Kirkpatrick, 30. Naturally, TV Guide Online couldn't resist lobbing in the teen idol's direction a few questions — and this we promise you, they're gonna be so silly that he might not wait until we're through to tell us bye, bye, bye.

TV Guide Online: Aren't you a little old to be flirting with teenage girls?
Chris Kirkpatrick:
If I were judging that would be different, because I would be looking at the teenagers in a weird way. But I'm just hosting, so I think we'll be safe.

TVGO: Lance wants to blast off into outer space. What other sing read more

THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD

The Beverly Hillbillies is making a comeback as a CBS reality series. The network is developing Real Beverly Hillbillies, a half-hour show that follows a rural, lower-middle class family as they are transplanted from their humble abode to a tony Beverly Hills mansion, Variety reports. Casting is expected to get underway soon. "It's a great fish-out-of-water story," says CBS exec Ghen Maynard. "A lot of it will be funny, but a lot of it will be real. We want to find a family that's different from what most people know but still relatable, a family that loves each other a lot." Sounds like another Osbournes clone to us. read more

BLAKE UPDATE

A judge on Tuesday granted Robert Blake's request to have his preliminary hearing delayed. Blake — who's charged with the murder of his wife, Bonny Lee Bakley — will face the music on Nov. 13. read more

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"Something happened. Something very bad happened." — Justin Timberlake explaining to US Weekly why he split with Britney Spears. read more

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