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PERSONALITY COUNTS

Viewers have a crush on Mr. Personality. The premiere of Fox's latest dating show averaged 12.2 million viewers on Monday, second only to CBS's Everybody Loves Raymond. Among adults 18-49, Mr. Personality finished first. My advice for Hayley: Run for your freakin' life sister-friend, run! read more

WHERE THERE'S A WILL...

Former Saturday Night Live cut-up Will Ferrell achieved his goal of finishing the Boston Marathon in under four hours Monday. Ferrell crossed the finish line at 3 hours, 56 minutes, 12 seconds. Now do us all a favor, Will, and run back to SNL. read more

IDOL STATS

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this, but Kelly Clarkson did it in less than a week! The American Idol champ's debut album Thankful — which arrived in stores last Tuesday — entered Billboard's album charts at No. 1 with 300,000 copies sold. Speaking of American Idol, Joshua Gracin's painful rendition of Diane Warren's "That's When I'll Stop Loving You" last night had all the dogs in my apartment building howling in agony. read more

GET REAL

O.J. Simpson is putting his search for Nicole's killer on hold to star in his own Osbournes-esque reality show. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Texas-based Urban America Television Network announced that it will distribute a 13-week series about the former football great to its 75 independent broadcast TV stations beginning in June. The series will chronicle Simpson's daily life in Miami using footage collected over several months of filming in 2001 and 2002. read more

THE TRUTH ABOUT TORI

So, what's the real reason Tori Spelling isn't taking part in Fox's upcoming Beverly Hills, 90210 reunion special? Beats me, but this is the spin her publicist is putting on it: "She adored her time on 90210, but she's just moved on," her rep says. "She's doing other projects right now." read more

THE HUMANITY!

Jim Carrey and his ex-wife have resolved a child support dispute involving their 15-year-old daughter. Melissa Carrey claimed in court papers that $10,000 a month was not "sufficient" to meet the needs of their daughter Jane, who was suffering without such bare necessities as personal security, a fitness trainer and Pilates equipment. Details of the settlement were not made public, but let's pray little Jane gets her Wunda Chair before it's too late! read more

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER

Katie Couric isn't the only Today staffer trading places with well-known TV personalities next month. On Tuesday's Today show, Couric — who will swap jobs with Tonight Show host Jay Leno on May 12 — hinted that other members of the Today team (Matt Lauer, Al Roker) would play musical chairs that week. read more

GET A LIFE

Madonna's 10th album of original material, American Life, arrives in stores today. Reviews for the CD have been mostly positive, with USA Today's Edna Gundersen raving that the singer's "philosophical striptease act is a true revelation." Speaking of Madge, TheSmokingGun.com just posted a really funny story about her website getting hacked over the weekend. read more

IT'S A GIRL!

Catherine Zeta-Jones has a new trophy for her mantel. The Oscar winner gave birth to a baby girl, Carys (pronounced KEHR'-is) Zeta Douglas, Sunday at Valley Hospital in Ridgewood, N.J. This is the actress's second child with hubby Michael Douglas. They also have a 2-year-old son, Dylan. read more

Law & Order Romance?


With nearly 300 episodes under its belt, Law & Order may soon be forced to rethink its long-held policy prohibiting interoffice hanky-panky. (We've seen more action on Touched by an Angel for chrissake!) In the meantime, a girl — in this case, castmember Elisabeth Rohm (ADA Serena Southerlyn) — can fantasize. Rohm believes Serena and Jack (Sam Waterston) would acquit themselves nicely in the sack.

"He's brilliant, and I think Serena identifies with people who are older than her," she tells TV Guide Online. "She wants to learn; she's a sponge. And she really looks up to him. So, she'd probably have an intellectual crush — not to mention that he's very cute and charming."

Of course, as Rohm's two years at One Life to Live taught her, there's no s read more

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