This has been a really bad week for onetime sitcom queen Roseanne Barr. As expected, ABC has pulled the plug on The Real Roseanne Show after just two weeks on the air. The news follows ABC Family's decision to cancel The Domestic Goddess Hour, the cooking show that served as the inspiration for Real Roseanne. And to top it all of? Barr is scheduled to undergo a hysterectomy on Wednesday. When it rains, it hails.
Question: Q: You answered a question last week about who voiced some of the characters on SpongeBob SquarePants. Could you tell me who the voice is behind Sandy? Angie, Baltimore, Md.
Televisionary: A: That's Carolyn Lawrence as undersea squirrel Sandy Cheeks. You may also have heard her as Cindy Vortex in both the TV and big-screen versions of Jimmy Neutron.
Singer-actress Jewel will play a "competitive lawyer" in three episodes of NBC's new Rob Lowe drama The Lyon's Den later this fall... Stone Temple Pilots frontman Scott Weiland was sentenced Thursday to three years probation following his arrest last May on two felony drug possession charges.
Question: What was the name of the character who was the son of the Rifleman, Lucas McCain? Phil, Shrewsbury, Mass.
Televisionary: Young Mark McCain was the son of homesteading hotshot Lucas (Chuck Connors) on the ABC series, which debuted in September 1958. He was played by Johnny Crawford, who went on to sing a series of pop hits in the '60s ("Cindy's Birthday" and "Patti Ann," among others) and currently leads a swing band in Southern California).
That fact that you care enough to ask lends some credence to the late Connors's theory on why his show was
Question: Will they rerun 24 before the new season begins? I missed the final episode! Joyce, Fort Collins, Colo.
Televisionary: You mean you don't have a VCR in this age of cheap and plentiful gadgetry, Joyce? I'm this close to banning you from participating in my column.
If you have a DVD player or a friend with one you're in luck. The second-season DVDs go on sale Sept. 9. And you'll want to set aside the an hour at 9 pm/ET on Oct. 28, when season three premieres. (Make sure you don't drink too much water beforehand, either there won't be any commercial breaks and I assume you don't have a Tivo.)
NBC will air back-to-back reunion specials featuring the casts of For Love or Money and For Love or Money 2 on Sept. 1 (9-10 pm/ET). A reunion with the women from Who Wants to Marry My Dad? will follow at 10 pm/ET. In related news, Heidi Mueller one of Cincinnati businessman Don Mueller's daughters on Dad has landed a contract role on NBC's Passions.
Question: Q: Who played the captain's wife in the Monk episode "Mr. Monk and the Very Very Old Man"? More importantly, what other shows of bygone years featured her? This is one to keep us up nights. John, Catonsville, Md.
Televisionary: A: That was Glenne Headly, whose last regular series work was as Nathan Lane's wife on the short-lived NBC comedy Encore! Encore!, which ran for about six months beginning in September 1998. You may also remember her guest appearances as Dr. Abby Keaton on ER.
Question: Q: I was wondering, when will Tru Calling air? Jil A., Sheridan Ark.
Televisionary: A: The new Fox series, which boasts a title character (Buffy alum Eliza Dushku) who has a day to stop a tragedy before it occurs each week, premieres Thursday, Oct. 30 at 8 pm/ET.
Question: No one I know seems to recall the show Madame that came on, I believe, in the '80s and starred a wisecracking, female, silver-haired puppet. It might have been around the same time Madeline Kahn's show was on. I'm 27 yrs. old and those shows used to crack me up. I know I didn't make them up in my head, but I can't find any proof that they existed. Thanks for your help. Tara, New Orleans, La.
Televisionary: Then consider this proof right here, Tara.
First off, you're thinking of Madame's Place, a syndicated, 30-minute comedy that aired in late 1982 and into early 1983. It starred late puppeteer Wayland Flowers's puppet Madame as a talk-show host. Johnny Haymer was her butler and othe