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THE EYES HAVE IT

Former Fastlane scribe John McNamara has inked a deal with ABC to produce a drama pilot that revolves around a 21st century detective agency. Titled Eyes, the potential series is being described by Variety as a corporate thriller about a risk management firm that operates along the fringes of the law in order to affect the outcome of a host of civil and criminal matters. I'm lost already. read more

JUST DESSERTS

Singer Bobby Brown was arrested Friday on a probation violation while he was enjoying a romantic dinner with wife Whitney Houston at an Atlanta-area restaurant. Police reportedly received an anonymous tip that the couple were dining at the Atlantic Seafood Co. in Alpharetta, Ga. It's a good thing the duo didn't go with their first choice: Red Lobster. read more

LOVE AND LIES

Courtney Love's mother Linda Carroll is denying reports that her rock-star offspring is Marlon Brando's granddaughter. Last week, a London tabloid reported that Carroll's upcoming memoir claimed Brando was Love's grandfather by virtue of a brief liaison with Carroll's mother, novelist Paula Fox. "First of all, it's crazy, it's not true," Carroll told the Corvallis (Ore.) Gazette-Times. "Second of all, my book doesn't say that." Third of all, why the heck is she writing a book? read more

THIS IS GETTING UGLY

The salary dispute between Everybody Loves Raymond star Brad Garrett and CBS is now officially out of control. The Emmy winner failed to show up for work today, forcing producers to write his character Robert out of the show's second episode. Garrett — who is refusing to report to the set until he gets a raise — had already been written out of the show's season premiere. "Brad isn't in the second episode, which is in production as scheduled," CBS spokesman Chris Ender tells TV Guide Online. Translation: Les Moonves is on the warpath! read more

COLD CASTING

Actor Danny Pino, best known for his portrayal of Desi Arnaz in CBS's recent Lucy telepic, has joined the cast of CBS's upcoming homicide drama Cold Case. Pino will play the partner of series star Kathryn Morris. He'll debut in the show's sixth episode. read more

NOT SO FAR FROM HEAVEN

Oscar-nominated actress Julianne Moore and her longtime beau, film director Bart Fruendlich, tied the knot Saturday night in New York City, E! reports. read more

Veronica's Closet Stud Back on TV


In the upcoming UPN sitcom Rock Me Baby (airing Tuesdays at 9 pm/ET beginning Sept. 16), MTV mainstay Dan Cortese plays, in essence, the king of all media. But sshh! Don't tell him that he's been crowned the new Fartman. "I'm not modeling my [shock-jock character] on anybody," he insists. "I mean, I'm up at 5:30 in the morning with my [2-year-old] son, but we're not listening to Howard Stern!

"I've listened to Kevin and Bean quite a bit here on KROQ in Los Angeles," he continues, "so obviously I've heard these types of [radio personalities], but I don't really want to pattern myself after anyone. I want to make this guy my own."

Whatever. If the Veronica's Closet alum believes it, who are we to tell him that he's kidding himself? Besides, aside from that little case of life-swapping, the part of a young-at-heart dad seems tailor-made for the handsome lug, who clearly prefers hip-hop to An Evening at the Pops read more

Jake Robo-Nerd Suffers for His Part


Tackling the lead in UPN's Jake 2.0 (airing Wednesdays at 9 pm/ET beginning Sept. 10) would make most actors wish they possessed the title character's technologically enhanced super-brains and brawn. But former Popular pushover Christopher Gorham needs only his own adrenaline to keep up with the physically demanding role of a government drone who, through a freak accident, is transformed into a top-secret agent.

"I really thrive in this environment," the wannabe action hero says happily. "I don't feel like there's a lot of pressure on me [to carry the series], because I have this great team behind me that's creating this show, [so] I just kind of have to show up and do my job."

Gorham sure makes it sound easy. But in fact, despite his status as an almost-famous Hollywood climber, he was hesitant to accept the steady gig. The hold-up? The makers of Jake initially wanted to shoot in Toronto, where their chosen one had jus read more

NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY...

The Parents Television Council — a TV watchdog group which frowns on sex and violence — is lambasting CSI for its racy plotlines about cannibalism, sex clubs and snuff films. PTC's new list of TV's 10 worst shows also includes CBS's Big Brother 3 and NBC's Friends and Will &#038 Grace. So what shows do they like? CBS's recently axed Touched by an Angel tops that list. read more

NEW PATIENT

Bob Newhart's career is about to take a serious turn. The comedy legend has nabbed a recurring role on ER, according to The Hollywood Reporter. He'll play an architect suffering from macular degeneration who develops an attachment to Dr. Susan Lewis (Sherry Stringfield). His three-episode arc begins Oct. 30. read more

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