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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

Game Show Network is rushing National Lampoon's Greek Games, a two-hour reality special in which fraternities and sororities face off against each other in a slew of absurd sports, to the tube. Among the contests: the pita bread discus toss, the Souvlaki high hurdles, Greek olive oil wrestling and, if the network's censors allow it, nude tonsil hockey. read more

CHASING AMY'S CAR

Actress Joey Lauren Adams (Chasing Amy, Big Daddy) was arrested Friday in San Diego on suspicion of drunken driving. She was later released on her own recognizance. Rumor has it her lawyers plan to use the "Someone Spiked My Freakin' Thanksgiving Leftovers!" defense. read more

AND THE WINNER BY A WHISKER...

As if spending quality time with family wasn't enough punishment this Thanksgiving, millions of Americans decided to further torture themselves at the multiplex. The purrfectly awful stinkbomb Cat in the Hat somehow managed to hang on to the top spot at the box office this weekend with $25.6 million. It narrowly beat Disney's latest ride-turned-flick Haunted Mansion, which opened at No. 2 with $25.3 million. (Mansion did trump Cat over the five-day period, earning $35 million to Dr. Seuss' $34.1 million.) Elf held strong at No. 3 with $22.2 million, followed by Gothika (No. 4 with $12.71 million), Master and Commander (No. 5 with $12.7 million), Bad Santa (No. 6 with $12.5 million) and R read more

SHOW OF SUPPORT

To commemorate World AIDS Day, MTV will air a 90-minute concert hosted by Nelson Mandela at 6 pm/ET today. The event, taped Saturday in Cape Towm, South Africa, features performances by Bono, Beyonce, Peter Gabriel and Annie Lennox. read more

REMEMBERED

Award-winning journalist Hal Walker, the first black to be a correspondent for CBS News, died Tuesday of prostate cancer. He was 70. read more

HAUNTED HOSPITAL

Bestselling spooker Stephen King spent the Thanksgiving weekend in a Maine hospital battling pneumonia. The author is expected to make a complete recovery. read more

OZZY OPENS UP

Ozzy Osbourne told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper that he was sexually abused as a child. "Two boys used to wait for me to come home after school," he said. "They felt me and touched me. It became a regular thing on the way home from school — it seemed to go on forever." Osbourne said he didn't tell his parents because he was too scared. read more

Carnivale's Future Foretold


It looks like HBO wants to get on Management's good side: The cabler is thisclose to renewing its deliriously addictive — yet modestly rated — Depression-era freak show Carnivale for a second season. "Barring disaster, which means the ratings falling off a cliff, we should be getting a pick-up [any day now]," exec producer Daniel Knauf tells TV Guide Online. "We have every expectation that we will be back."

Not bad for a series many in the media were quick to dub a disappointment. After a strong start, Carnivale's ratings tapered off, a development insiders blamed on the drama's slow pacing and increasingly complex mythology. But in terms of Internet traffic, Carnivale is nothing short of a phenomenon. Viewers have been jamming the show's official site at HBO.com in record numbers, picking apart everything from Ben's creepy dreams to whether Management is a He or a She. And the millions of fans who stuck by Samson and his ban read more

The View's New Co-Host Speaks!


Survivor grad Elisabeth Filarski Hasselbeck outlasted 20 competitors to earn the coveted fifth co-host slot on ABC's gabfest The View. But the chatty 26-year-old swears she didn't employ a strategy or form any secret alliances to land the gig.

"The show was going to be stuck with [whoever won] for a while, so if they didn't get to know the real me, I'd being doing them a disservice," she says. "My goal was just to come have some conversation and get to know the women."

Though she was the unanimous choice among the existing hosts — not to mention the clear audience favorite — Hasselbeck had no clue she was the frontrunner when Barbara Walters made the congratulatory call. "As soon as Barbara started talking, I thought, 'You better get a grip now, girlfriend, because you're going to hear something you don't want to hear,'" she recalls. "[But] then she stuck it in there read more

Ask Harriet Sansom Harris


TV stars don't come much gay-friendlier than Harriet Sansom Harris, who — when not camping out on Frasier as Bebe, the radio shrink's agent — sings show tunes in Broadway hits like Thoroughly Modern Millie. So it's beyond ironic that she's now headlining the freshman laffer It's All Relative as homophobic matriarch Audrey.

"One of my friends said, 'That's why you were hired — because gay people know you don't actually feel that way!'" she tells TV Guide Online with a laugh. "But I don't think there was that much thought that went into it; I just lucked out and got this job."

Yeah, right — we suspect the actress's hiring had at least a little something to do with her great big talent. "Oh, now no one would ever say that," she scoffs. "Least of all one of my friends!" However she landed the gig, the humble scene stealer hopes that the ABC sitcom (airing tonight at 8:30 pm/E read more

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