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In a stunning move, histrionic Paradise Hotel she-hulk Toni sacrificed herself last night to save her "baby girl," foul-mouthed masochist Amy, from elimination. Which makes it even more mind-boggling that the onetime Love Cruise flotation device never defended the misguided kid from her verbally-abusive bed buddy, Zack. Unreal! read more


On the Today show this morning, NBC Sports President Dick Ebersol confirmed that he shelled out $50,000 at a charity auction Monday to learn who Carly Simon was singing about in her 1972 hit, "You're So Vain." In related news, rumor has it newly bankrupt boxer Mike Tyson wants to reveal to the highest bidder what he was thinking when he married Robin Givens. read more


Superman may have met his match: Big screen baddie Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, The Hitcher) has signed on to play an underworld kingpin in two episodes of Smallville this fall, according to The Hollywood Reporter. read more


Cameron Diaz won a court battle to block the release of topless pics taken of her before she was a big star. The photos were ordered sealed by a Los Angeles judge on Monday. Diaz is suing photographer John Rutter, claiming he forged her signature on the photo release. read more

Question: Televisionary, how ...

Question: Televisionary, how do you get a boy to like you? — Marissa, New York, NY

Televisionary: I no longer have to, Marissa. You see, I've been married for a while and maybe you'll understand when you're older, but that changes everything. I, for instance, don't have much time for in-person male companionship anymore. Watching sports, political talk shows and network news is about all the testosterone splash I get. Well, that and trading Simpsons lines with a guy at my office now and then.

Oh, you mean you? You can't "get" anyone to like you, sweetheart. But you can be yourself and see if he appreciates that. If he doesn't, you may be sad for a while. But you'll eventually find that just leaves you free to find the boy who will — and who you'll end up liking a whole lot better. It might take longer than you want it to, but be patient.

(Note to adults: Please be kind — I'm wi read more


Eminem is slated to appear in a Detroit courtroom Aug. 18 to ask a judge to dismiss a $1 million lawsuit filed against him by a former schoolmate. DeAngelo Bailey claims the rapper's song "Brain Damage" — which named Bailey as a bully — hurt his rep and thwarted his attempts to launch a music career. read more


Oprah Winfrey's monthly mag, O, will publish a 48-page home-design supplement next month. O at Home will be bundled with the October issue... The Rolling Stones were forced to postpone a concert tonight in the Spanish coastal resort of Benidorm after 60-year-old frontman Mick Jagger came down with laryngitis... King of the Hill co-creator Greg Daniels has been tapped to manage the upcoming American take of the sublime UK comedy The Office. read more


MTV veteran Simon Rex won't be back as Jennie Garth's boyfriend on the WB's What I Like About You. Executive producer Wil Calhoun tells this week's TV Guide magazine that he wants Garth's character to explore life as a single gal. "We want to see her dating." Paging Luke Perry... read more


Boomtown scribes Chris Brancato and Bert Salke have inked a deal with NBC to develop a new hourlong crime drama. Titled Money, the potential series revolves around FBI and Treasury Dept. agents who track down perps by following their money trail, Variety reports. read more


Viewers who thought Cagney and Lacey were an ambiguously gay duo may have been onto something. As reported in the current issue of TV Guide magazine (on sale now), Less Than Perfect's exec producer, Christine Zander, approached Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless to guest-star on the ABC sitcom as the lesbian parents of resident oddball Owen (Andy Dick). Gless was up for it, but Daly nixed the reunion. "It would have been brilliant," says Zander. "Strictly dream casting." On the plus side, we hear that Jane Curtin and Susan Saint James are available. read more

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