On Thursday's season finale of 30 Rock, Liz Lemon revealed what she thinks is a dream summer vacation: 12 weeks of community service on a chain gang. She gets to be outside, wear comfortable clothes, garden, and learn Spanish! But we know that Tina Fey has higher standards. To that end, we've come up with a handy list of activities for her to do on her hiatus (besides having her second child):
-Take a good look at OWN's summer lineup; there's lot of material there.
-Listen carefully to young Alice Richmond for Tracy Jordan's next catchphrase.
-How bad could it be if she just made Ina Garten her BFF? (Bring good white wine, Tina.)
-Get those thoughts of another episode of Queen of Jordan out of your head.
-Similarly, bring back Will Forte for at least one more episode. We're dying to hear all about Jenna and Paul's summer among the brambles with the genetically altered men with minotaur heads.
-Put your Spanish for Older Women lessons to good use and finally figure out what Sabor de Soledad means.
-Cast Patton Oswalt as Lutz's "platonic friend."
What would you like Tina to do on her summer vacation?