Question: The 24 dirt you promised, please!

Answer: Finally, an actual question! A screening copy of the two-night, four-part season premiere is making its way through the TV Guide offices Bruce Fretts is watching it as we speak and the early buzz is that Chloe (Mary Lynn Rajskub) has transformed herself into "a smokin' hottie." She's also, according to Fretts, shagging some dude in CTU who is not Edgar, which makes me very sad. BTW, I'm fourth on TV Guide's 24 premiere-screener distribution list, behind Matt Roush, Fretts and Julie the cleaning lady, so, Spoiler God willing, I should have it in my hands, well, before I'm done with this week's column. (Yes, AA takes that long to write.)