Witless Protection

A rural deputy sheriff rescues a "damsel in dee-stress" only to find that he's actually separated a protected witness from her FBI escorts in this crude, showcase for redneck humorist Daniel Lawrence Whitney – that's Larry the Cable Guy to you. Larry Stadler dreams of graduating to law enforcement's big leagues, but his small-town beat offers few opportunities...read more

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Tue Aug 22 10:15am
Witless Protection FLIXe

Lame-brain lunacy about a small-town cop (Larry the Cable Guy)who mistakes a government witness for a kidnap victim and "rescues" her from her FBI protectors. Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto. Written and directed by Charles Robert Carner.

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Wed Aug 23 5:35am
Witless Protection FLIXe

Lame-brain lunacy about a small-town cop (Larry the Cable Guy)who mistakes a government witness for a kidnap victim and "rescues" her from her FBI protectors. Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto. Written and directed by Charles Robert Carner.

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Fri Aug 25 8:35am
Witless Protection FLIXe

Lame-brain lunacy about a small-town cop (Larry the Cable Guy)who mistakes a government witness for a kidnap victim and "rescues" her from her FBI protectors. Jenny McCarthy, Yaphet Kotto. Written and directed by Charles Robert Carner.

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  • Released: 2008
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Review: A rural deputy sheriff rescues a "damsel in dee-stress" only to find that he's actually separated a protected witness from her FBI escorts in this crude, showcase for redneck humorist Daniel Lawrence Whitney – that's Larry the Cable Guy to you. Larry S… (more)

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