Cast

Dana Carvey Pistachio
Harold Gould Grandfather
James Brolin Frabbrizio
Rachel Lederman Texas Wife
Vincent Riverside Henchman
John Tenn Henchman
Ted Rooney Security Guard
Andrew Shaifer Liberty Bell Security Guard
Roger Mussenden Waiter
Al Goto Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee Ninja Warrior
Kevin Nealon White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee Mongolian Elder
Steve Gormley German Businessman
Christel Smith German Businesswoman
Ava Metz Another German
Bo Derek Herself
Martha Del Rio Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmari Oppenheimer Waitress
Phillip Fischer Bully
Steven Hack Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris Young Pistachio
Dylan Thomas Sprouse Young Pistachio
Bryan Jeffrey Price Jock
Andy Morrow Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera Captain America Kid
Julius Ritter Captain America Kid
Brighton Hertzford Captain America Kid
Sandra Lindqvist Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer Chef
Mike Johnson Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Constitution Security Guard
Spencer Sano Ninja
Hiro Koda Ninja
Johnny Nguyen Ninja
Yoshio Izuka Ninja
Steven Ho Ninja
Burgland Icey Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews Big Bottom Girl
Anna-Marie Simone Goddard Big Bottom Girl
Theresa Madelin Lin Big Bottom Girl
Adrian Armas Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas Group Dancer
Jessica Keller Group Dancer
Paul Benshoof Group Dancer
Oscar Orosco Group Dancer
Paulette Maxwell Group Dancer