Haley Joel Osment Voice of Beary
Diedrich Bader Voice of Ted/Officer Cheets
Candy Ford Voice of Trixie
Brad Garrett Voice of Fred
Toby Huss Voice of Tennessee
Stephen Root Voice of Zeb
Christopher Walken Reed Thimple
Stephen Tobolowsky Norbert Barrington
Daryl "Chill" Mitchell Officer Hamm
M.C. Gainey Roadie
Meagen Fay Mrs. Barrington
Carolyn Almos Tina Tamina
Marcus Knight Chef
Michael Lawrence Morgan Benny Bogswaggle
Alpheus Merchant Elderly Black Man
Jess Harnell Long-Haired Dude
Ann Hastings Elderly Woman
Dennis E. O'Donnell Wedding Band Member
Michael R. Hastings Wedding Band Member
Peter Leinheiser Wedding Band Member
Art Repola Wedding Band Member
Betty Weiss Cashier
Jennifer S. Paige Waitress
Josh Quirk Fry Cook
Larry Burke Video Roadie
Krystal Marie Harris Herself
Don Henley Himself
Xzibit Himself