It's difficult to comprehend the enduring appeal of T&A movies when hard-core pornography is available, but college jocks, dirty old men, and curious pubescents seem to like their women top-heavy and their sexploitation soft-core.
Flaunting their extraordinary breasts, Melissa (Kristi Ducati) and her voluptuous cohorts--lawyer Amy (Rikki Brando), sensitive Sunny (Suzanne Brown), and comic relief Rita (Neriah Napaul)--almost make a big bust of their impending merger with Inter-Global Communications. The successful
originators of the Bikini Carwash chain, the business neophytes don't realize that Mr. Sanders (Larry DeRussy) of Inter-Global only wants their properties so he can build condominiums. Sanders gives the women one week to raise four million dollars in order to buy back their company. With the
fumbling assistance of film school graduate Derek (Greg Raye), the ladies capitalize on their physical attributes with a slick TV campaign for marketing lingerie. Sexy promo spots directed by Derek send sales soaring; the Federal Communications Agency nearly bans them from the airwaves at
Sanders's instigation. Although the mendacious Mr. Sanders inveigles Sunny into temporarily betraying her pals, the women retrieve full ownership of their empire. Angered by Sanders mishandling of the takeover, the Chairman of the Board (Fred Kenyon) even returns the four million dollars they
managed to raise. The male chauvinist world is again safe for scantily clad carwasherettes. While Melissa and Derek become a romantic item, Sanders is given a new position as a carwasher, mercifully fully-clothed.
Aimed at an audience of drooling males, BIKINI CARWASH COMPANY: 2 achieves a maximum of flesh exposure with a minimum of imagination, though in the film's defense, one might claim that the four central characters serve as role models for well-endowed entrepreneuses everywhere. While the humor is
moronic, it isn't always offensive, a rare occurrence in this kind of flesh-peddling picture. Certainly, the leading ladies and dozens of supporting players display their cleavages with plenty of oomph, but one can't help wondering what will happen to these women as they age. Audiences who enjoy
watching bimbos squeal as vacuum hoses suck up their bikini tops and never tire of condom jokes will be entertained by this brain-dead comedy. Others will feel as if they're trapped inside a never-ending beer commercial populated by Jayne Mansfield clones.(Extensive nudity, profanity, sexualsituations.)
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- Released: 1993
- Rating: R
- Review: It's difficult to comprehend the enduring appeal of T&A movies when hard-core pornography is available, but college jocks, dirty old men, and curious pubescents seem to like their women top-heavy and their sexploitation soft-core. Flaunting their extrao… (more)