Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

  • 1964
  • Movie
  • NR
  • Science Fiction

As Chico Marx so wisely put it, "There ain't no Sanity Clause." This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic. The unhappy children of Mars watch a TV news conference, which they monitor from Earth, of the jolly, fat man. Martian leaders decide to kidnap St. Nick (Call) and...read more

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The Martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching TV shows from Earth that sing the praises of Santa Claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture Mr. Claus. During their mission, they also abduct two children who lead the aliens to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians take all three earthlings back to Mars, where, with the help of a native, they manage to spread Christmas cheer throughout the red planet.

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Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
02:22 — The Martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching TV shows from Earth that sing the praises of Santa Claus, so they decide to mak (more…)
(Movie Clip) As Leader Of The Martians
The Martian kids (Pia Zadora, Chris Month) watching Earth TV, worrying dad Kimar (Leonard Hicks), their mother (Leila Martin) at the ready with advice (more…)
(Movie Clip) KID-TV
Opening scenes framing an unusual premise, children on Mars (Pia Zadora, Chris Month) tuned in to an Earth TV station where a reporter (Ned Wertimer) (more…)
(Movie Clip) We're From Mars
Young Betty (Donna Conforti) and Billy (Victor Stiles) are not alarmed, listening to their transistor, about reports of Martians, when Kimar (Leonard (more…)

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  • Rating: NR
  • Review: As Chico Marx so wisely put it, "There ain't no Sanity Clause." This is, without exaggeration, one of the single worst films ever made, which hasn't prevented it from becoming a cult classic. The unhappy children of Mars watch a TV news conference, which t… (more)

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