Cast

Alec Baldwin Old Man Dunphy
Shawn Hatosy Tim Dunphy
Tommy Bone Jackie Dunphy
Samantha Lavigne "Clops"
Jesse Leach Decenz
Mike Cerrone Caveech
Amy Smart Jane Weston
Kristen Shorten Bunny Cote
Tim Crowe Mr. Funderburk
Gabriel Mann Jack Wheeler
Jack Ferver Irving Waltham
Chris Jewett Brackett
Alex Toma Billy Fu
Libby Landgon Mrs. Dunphy
Johnny O'Hern Young Tim Dunphy
Kyle Pepi Young Jackie Dunphy
Ryan Pepi Young Jackie Dunphy
T.J. Paolino Maggie
Johnny Cicco Jensen
Kevin Gilmore Kelleher
Nigel Gore Dean John S. Rogers, Jr.
Sean Gildea Math Teacher
Jimmy Landi Ticket Taker
Mark O'Connell Jizz Flashback Older Boy #1
Seth Meier Jizz Flashback Older Boy #2
Nicholas Cardi Cornwall Student #1
Vincent Meslella Cornwall Student #2
Joshua Moore Cornwall Student #3
Scott Rabideau Cornwall Student #4
David Vaillancourt Cornwall Student #5
Gus Albero Stoner
Eric Brown English Teacher
Robert W. Jordan Shorty
Steve Cerrone Man at Bar #2
Max Ricci Student in Dining Hall
Kate Lohman Secretary